MALICE IN WONDERLAND

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Style like Carrie, manners like Charlotte, smarts like Miranda and spice like Samantha.

slayboybunny:

its so hard to date once youve become socially aware like it really limits who you can stomach letting touch you and once ur eyes are opened they cant go shut again

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slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

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eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

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blackfemalepresident:

boy: youre cute
me: thanks breh
girl: youre cute
me: omg…. thank you so much omgggggg youre cute too omg!!!!!!

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subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

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