MALICE IN WONDERLAND

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Style like Carrie, manners like Charlotte, smarts like Miranda and spice like Samantha.

aristocrap:

posting a selfie like

image

(Source: maltshops, via lohanthony)

wreckers:

time to drown myself in music to forget about my feelings

(via lohanthony)

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via lohanthony)

me:tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via sinceree)

iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*